when I was in elementary school these teenage dicksquads burned our tube slide and it totally melted so our school had a bunch of fundraisers to buy a new one and then two days after it was put up and it burNED AGAIN LIKE WHO THE HELL BURNS A SLIDE ON A SCHOOL PLAYGROUND WERE YOU NOT A CHILD I’m still very upset about this 9 years later
it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
team: Miley I Love How Confident You Are And I Totally Support Your Do-Wutteva-You-Want New Vibe And I Couldn’t Give A Shit About People Thinking You Are Inappropriately Sexual Or Any Other Slut Shamey Bullshit But You’ve Also Crossed A Line Concerning Racism And Cultural Appropriation and Exploitation Of Black Culture And It Feels Like You Don’t Even Care